A badass black samurai with a huge afro voiced by Sameul L. Jackson, what more could you want?


Twysted Lyfe page 1Narrator: Once upon atime, in the land of Kamino, Emperor Bush went hunting with the Vice Emperor, Dick Cheney. Bush: "This is a great night for hunting, Dick."Twysted Lyfe page 1
Narrator: Bush cocks his gun.
Dick: (Silence)
Bush: "Uhh... Dick?"
Narrator: Bush seems worried
Dick: "Be quiet George" Dick whispers, "I see a deer." He aims his gun at the deer.
Bush: "Okay. Just make sure you don't miss this time." He steps behind Dick.
Narrator: D


The Ultimate Team Part 3"Mein Gott,it's Herr Alan Moore!.", said Hitler,now with fear in his eyes instead of hate. "G-get him, he's a threat to the Black Alliance!", he shouted at his nazi daleks. "Black Alliance, eh?", said Alan Moore as a crowd of nazi daleks approached him. Alan sucked in a bunch of air and blew away the daleks crowd knocking against another approaching crowd of daleks and destroying them away.The Ultimate Team Part 3
"Looks like I have to get rid of him myself, prepare for my ultimate attack!", shouted the racist bastard. Hitler puffed up his chest and shot out a fire attack that was bigger than an entire neighberhood and shaped like a swaztika
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Fear your NightMares for they may come true.
I am the keeper of the talismans
I am the apocalypse of which legend speaks
And I am for once and for all you executioner-shendu
Just because you hear me,doesn't mean your listening.
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Goten : O___O "Poor Gohan.."
Trunks : "Don't worry, Goten.. They're adults, that's how they communicate.. Let this be a lesson for you. Never grow up."
x3
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'Old songs sound like memories'
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'If you want to be happy, be'
- Henry David Thoreau -
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"I am who I am.. Nothing more.. Nothing less ..."
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| CandI Ice |
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I'M NoT BaD...
I'M JuSt DrAwN tHaT wAy...
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~UDeeN ~spanish-deviants ~Club-Bleach ~PWFA
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..pepe..
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